When there’s nothing appealing on the menu: “Is there anything on this menu that isn’t swimming in gravy?”
When indulging oneself in an extravagance: “It’s my birthday present to me!”
When an unsightly flaw is noticed: “How long has *that* been there?”
Anytime a llama is mentioned: “A llama? He’s supposed to be dead!”
When I had laryngitis: “Is that my voice? Is that *my* voice?”
When something absurd and unexpected occurs: “Why do we even *have* that lever?”
When your services aren’t needed: “You're being let go, your life's going in a different direction, your body's part of a permanent outplacement.”

All of these are from the hilarious, infinitely quotable, and woefully underappreciated Disney animation The Emperor’s New Groove.