The only thing I love about AARP is the batsh*t comments on their blog. An article titled “7 Great Beach Novels to Enjoy This Summer” will have replies like “I hate the beach!” “Novels are for simpletons. I only read historical nonfiction.” “Why 7 novels? Why not 4 or 9?” Fortunately, if you cancel AARP they continue sending their blog newsletters so you can enjoy all those idiotic comments for free.