“Stop Doing Such and So!”

“Webster’s Dictionary defines ‘Doing’ as…”

“I did XYZ for X months and here’s what happened”

“5 Reasons *Thing People Think* is Totally Wrong!”

“You’re a terrible person if you care about X because whaddabout Y?”

“I do these 7 boring things every morning and have mistaken the entirety of Medium for someone who gives a sh**.”

My Ex Lover *grumble grumble whine cry*