“…King Herod, an atheist whose real goal is to kill and destroy Jesus Christ.” Those Christians worship a faint, frail, and easily defeated god: Tinkerbell Jesus. Unlike the “all-powerful” Traditional Jesus of old, Tinkerbell Jesus is so delicate that all it takes to destroy him one person not believing in him. Tinkerbell Jesus keels over dead when anyone disbelieves—exactly the way tiny Tinkerbell dies in Peter Pan unless everyone claps enthusiastically to show their belief in the fairy. Who will save poor, imperiled Tinkerbell Jesus from the grave threat of non-clappers?

Helpless Tinkerbell Jesus needs vigilant protection! This god is so weak he drops dead when you fail to capitalize his pronouns.