It’s weird how we all supposedly know not to judge or make assumptions about people for the things they didn’t choose: their genetic origins, gender, sexual orientation, culture, social class, physical or mental health issues, obesity, extra head growing out of their shoulder, etc. But when it comes to the year they were born? OMFG let’s judge and make assumptions like crazy—because of course everyone has complete control over that. Boomers should have known better that to be born between the mid 1940s to mid 1960s. I mean, what were they even thinking? Those boomer newborns should have taken one look at the calendar and said “Oh shit, it’s only 1958!” and jumped out the hospital nursery window.

I have no use for anyone who judges individuals by the year they were born.