It annoys me so much when people request this. I want to get rid of the item, not provide free storage for some rando’s convenience. It’s first come, first serve—not first dibs.

You might like the humorous Instagram account marketplace_dumpster. It’s full of the truly weird things people post on FB Marketplace.
https://www.instagram.com/marketplace_dumpster?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&igsh=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==