I’d rather listen to paint drying than Freebird. So called classic rock is riddled with dirges I never need to hear again. Here are just a few:

Cocaine — Eric Clapton
Riders on the Storm — The Doors
Horse with No Name* — America
Keep on Loving You — REO Speedwagon (though maybe boring power ballads deserve a special designation. There are so many, yet so few are any good).

Call the undertaker. I just died of boredom making that list.