I have a friend who always carries a tote bag instead of a purse. I have to admit I admire her for this absolute next-level not giving AF. She makes totes look wicked cool, because she is wicked cool. And I am not, as evidenced by my purse and shameless use of out-of-vogue superlatives like “wicked cool.”

I’ll let you know if they send me a tote. I’ll probably give it to my friend because she’ll turn it into fashionable nonchalance.