How to Finally Break Up with Facebook

A guide to clawing your way out of Zuckerberg’s infernal rabbit hole and riding off into the sunset

Dolls GTFO on bikes. Original photograph and alteration ©Grace Ombry.

This article won’t be about why to break up with Facebook. I’m not here to talk you out of it or shame you for using it. But you clicked on this story so perhaps you have a few reasons to hop off that rusting blue merry-go-round…