Grace Louisa
Sep 23, 2021

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Be sure to choose a cover image that’s a female hand suggestively fingering a sliced fruit because that hasn’t been done to death a million times over. And if you’re bringing vibrators into the equation, the cover image absolutely must feature a cucumber, banana, or eggplant. Because fruits and vegetables are such an edgy way to convey to sexual oversharing.

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Grace Louisa
Grace Louisa

Written by Grace Louisa

Saltier than a cocktail peanut and here to get ignored by a much wider audience.

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