Along the baby talk lines of “tummy” let’s also ban “veggies.” It’s not only juvenile, it’s inevitably uttered by condescending, self-styled nutritionists spouting elementary school lunchroom facts like they’re some kind of revelation. And please, for the love of Mike, I never want to hear “I was today years old when I found out that blah blah blah” ever again. It’s not cute. It’s insufferable.