A solid boy crush list, Kathy. I’d add The Monkees. My first crush (age 4) was Peter Tork. There is no denying that Davy Jones was as button-cute and non-threatening as they come, too. I remember crushing on Lief Garrett in middle school but what he was even famous for? A TV show? A song? A racy photo shoot with Nicolette Sheridan? Time to consult the oracle Google.

As for the highlighted quote, I have the same proclivity. Sexual Orientation: Long Hair. I blame Tiger Beat!

Of course, we know better now.